Saturday, April 28, 2007

Very funny.. trust me..

Top 45 Oxymorons

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

Monday, April 23, 2007


K... First of all, my bday was good. Not what i planned but still good. Jackson belanja me, Jourdan and Brendan Pizza Hut. Jourdan and Brendan paid for the taxi. I paid for the Cyber Cafe... Actually planned to go to the zoo then to City Square. But since Jackson will be left out, we switched to his plan. The only presents i received was a spongebob bolster ( my mom's friend ), some cute massage thingy ( tution teachers ) and a necklace with my name on it ( Celine ).

Ok. Football. Had training last Saturday. Shan finally came back from a dislocated elbow. He was so rusty. Need more training. Haiz, the tournament is coming soon. Next week 3 trainings a week. I guess i have to get myself into the 50kg mark. This is something you dont often hear from Bryan Yong. Yes, i'm bloated. 10kgs bloated. Finally got a pump for my football which hopefully motivates me to do more than running.

Word- If one day you turn to ask me if I'll love you till the end, then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say no because I know in my heart that I'll be loving you forever.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007


I.C. The short form of identity card. Frankly, I've lost mine twice. Sounds weird eh? Getting a third I.C. But no. I swear on my keyboard that i lost the same I.C twice. The frist time i lost it, i forgot my wallet at the futsal field near my house. And when i realize it, i quirckly ran back only to find it missing. Didn't tell my parents. Waited for a week. Was praying hard to get it back coz making US Visa soon. Thank God, some Malay fella gave it back to me. The wallet was gone. But who cares. The 2nd time happened really recently. About 3 weeks ago. Lost my wallet during PJ time and had to wait for 2 weeks until a teacher gave it back to me, I.C and wallet. Thank God my wallet came back wif the I.C coz it was a birthday present from my tution teachers.

And life? Ok la. So far, every single result i get for my 2nd exam failed. Modern maths, Add maths and BM. All three fail. And the football tournament coming soon. Hopefully, HOPEFULLY can shed 10 kg. wow... so high target.

Finally, got tagged by Kim-
People who get tagged need to write, in their blog 6 weird things about themselves. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and write their names. 6 weird things about me...

1. Sometimes, i accidentally turn off the alarm clock when it rings during school days and end up missing the van...
2. I love dogs but i prefer cats better. They eat less and are easier to maintain. :P
3. I'm a super huge fan of Rocky. The least time i watched a Rocky episode was Rocky 1, three times and the most, Rocky 3, i think 7 times.
4. I'm spending too much time on this.
5. Update later.
6. Bye.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007


On the 1st of April, 12 am, i got pranked from Celine. Yes. At 12 am. I was like... "What the heck!!?? Shes been doing some planning..". I managed to prank some church seniors especially Shan Li. When i released the hook ( aka goes for the try ), he shouted on the phone F@#K!!! That was the best...

Finally got new boots. Football boots. Actually wanted to get Adidas F10+ but no size so my mom bought a chrome coloured Nike Total 90 III. I've always trusted Adidas. Maybe its time for a change? Still cant wait to use my new boots on Sat. Hopefully can get used to the boots ASAP.

Read Celine's blog just now. Fui yoo... If that teacher was from our school, we would have talked back, asked for proof and if she got away with what she wanted, we'd scratch her car. Seriously. This has happened. Me and my friends. We then made up a story that was super hard to crack. Gud luck to Celine with her drama. She needs a McFlurry.

Word- BEFORE YOU LOVE, learn to run through sand leaving no footprints.

Sunday, April 1, 2007


Haiz.. got tagged by Celine...

So, what are the 6 things UNIQUE about me?

1. I can play at both ends of a football field, Goal scorer or goal keeper.
2. I'm a mix of 3 different races. ( no, not the common malaysian types )
3. I love all kinds of food and drinks, but often forget to buy them even when its in front of me!
4. I fall in love to girls with attractive eyes. ( too easily )
5. I prefer old school rock coz rock nowadays are too easily forgotten.
6. I'm still playing Fifa 2005.

10 things you did not know about me:

1. I used to be a sprinter.
2. I used to be kinda like a gangster.
3. I used to think that the food in Teletubbies was real.
4. I WAS one of the tallest in school.
5. If in the mood, i could finish a box of fresh milk in an hour.
6. A stick of Mentos never last a day in my hands.
7. I'm a keep fit person. I do physical activities form monday-saturday. Sunday is my off day.
8. I only know how to swim Breast-stroke although i've been swimming for 7 years!
9. Never ask a girl who i like for her number before. ( I'm gonna change that soon!!! )
10. It took me an hour to complete this.

Word- It really hurts to love someone who doesn't give you the time of the day, what will hurt more is when you realize that you don't give the time of the day loved you & gave it up because of you.